Kids' Instructions
Kids are smart and we thought you might find their life instructions useful. Here are some of their reflections to add some joy and efficiency to your life.
Funny Dictionary
Baby-Sitter: A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
Funny Quotes
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Humor Pages
Politics is a lot like religion. Except in politics, it's your opponent who confesses your sins.
Murphy's Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Murphy's Law 1
The bigger your yellow pages ad is the more low priced calls from non-repeat customers you will get.
Murphy's Law 2
Any written criticism of another writer's editing or proofreading will itself contain an error.
Murphy's Law 3
A broken lock will always work when demonstrated for the locksmith. The lock will stop working the minute the locksmith leaves.
