Funny Dictionary
Laughter is one of the best tools we have for dealing with stress! When was the last time you had a really good laugh?
Adults: Outdated children.
Auction Sale: A process of buying and selling where you get something for nodding.
Baby-Sitter: A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
Bachelor: A man who thinks a weekend is something you rest up in.
Canadians: Americans who learned to diet and exercise.
Cashew: The sound of a nut sneezing.
Career Girl: A girl who would rather bring home the bacon than fry it.
Conference: A meeting at which people talk about what they should be doing.
Conflict: When a fortune cookie contradict your horoscope.
Cosmetics: A woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
Democracy: The freedom to elect our own dictators.
Diplomacy: The art of letting somebody else have your way.
Fisherman: A person who thinks a fish ought to bite on a fancy lure because he did.
Hair Transplant: A hair transplant is reseeding the receding.
Hangover: Something to occupy a head that wasn't used the night before.
Hope: Enjoyment of the future in advance.
Idea Hamsters: People who always seem to have their idea generator running.
Irony: Drawing trees on paper.
Laziness: Risking to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice.
Luck: Something that happens to you when fate gets tired of waiting.
Middle Age: The period of age when you have learned to take care of your health and you intend to start any day now.
Nostalgia: A file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Secret: Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
Silence: The tortured man's revenge.
Starter Marriage: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
Synonym: A word used in place of the one you can't spell.
Temper: The first thing you lose when you go on a diet.
Tomorrow: The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
Wrongs: Something caused by people who tried to change things.
