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A clergyman in a local church on a recent occasion discovered, after beginning the service, that he had forgotten his notes.

As it was too late to send for them, he said to his audience, by way of apology, that this morning he should have to depend upon the Lord for what he might say, but in the afternoon he would come better prepared.


One reason why teenagers prefer sleeping on the top bunk:
They can look down at the floor and get an aerial view of their wardrobe.



Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up, shadows, blushes, creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a "real" man.


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"There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth." ~ Agnes Repplier

Women like silent men. They think they are listening.